01 6 / 2012

  • Yo: WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU GOT CRAMPS.
  • Yo: How bout an entire chocolate cake for breakfast?
  • Yo: How's that back pain? Feeling better? Let's fix that.
  • Yo: Corneas glance by a VS magazine on the table. Instantly horny.
  • Yo: Find a cookie as big as a house and eat it.
  • Yo: See a male specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • Yo: Where's your Tic Tac box filled with ibuprofen?
  • Yo: Got things to do? Don't care. Sleep.
  • Yo: See a female specimen of any kind. Instantly horny.
  • Yo: For dinner you're eating an entire bag of Reese's Peanut Butter Cups.
  • Yo: Breeze blows by. Instantly horny.
  • Yo: You didn't like those brand new underwear right?
  • Yo: Yell at a puppy.
  • Yo: Close eyes and wait for repeat tomorrow.

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30 5 / 2012

  • Yo: haha ok
  • Yo: HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAA BLOWJOB

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30 5 / 2012

"the way your body smells after two days, the taste of the back of your teeth and other places most will never find their tongues, the perfect sour of your breath after a too-long night that lasted just the perfect amount of time. I imagine the static that forms in my stomach and courses through every capillary whenever you brush against me accidentally and the texture of your favorite sweater and the militant veins that protrude from your arms like they’re dying to be noticed, touched. When I think about these things — the symphony of color in your eyes and what might be happening behind them — I know they haven’t got us completely figured out. I know that some things belong to only us."

Stephanie Georgopulos, I’m Tired Of Reading About Us (via handcraftedinvirginia)

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